Legend of Jed Lowrie

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19

mahjllc — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 07:03:00 +0000

@FredToucher whoa, man. There's kids on Twitter. Don't say things you'll regret #
The @RedSox in need of a player/manager? #

@FredToucher whoa, man. There’…

mahjllc — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:44:44 +0000

@FredToucher whoa, man. There’s kids on Twitter. Don’t say things you’ll regret

The @RedSox in need of a playe…

mahjllc — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:43:22 +0000

The @RedSox in need of a player/manager?

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05

mahjllc — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 07:03:00 +0000

Waiver deal for Shoppach or Salty? #RedSox #
@ryansweeney12 We've all been there, bud. My right hand is all warped and stupid looking from the same thing. Learn and do better. #

Waiver deal for Shoppach or Sa…

mahjllc — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:36:58 +0000

Waiver deal for Shoppach or Salty? #RedSox

@ryansweeney12 We’ve all been …

mahjllc — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:05:49 +0000

@ryansweeney12 We’ve all been there, bud. My right hand is all warped and stupid looking from the same thing. Learn and do better.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-10

mahjllc — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 07:03:00 +0000

Upon discovering the potential of Jed, S.H.I.E.L.D. was shut down and the Avengers retired to quiet lives in the suburbs #LegendofJedLowrie #
@billmo7 w00t! Great things for this franchise in the future. #
I triple-fried dare you to find an #Astros fan on twitter. I can get my #RedSox tweeps rockin' easily. #
@NotESPNsTito Millsy says hi. He hates it here and misses you #
Number 11. Tulo can suck my booster rocket #LegendofJedLowrie #Astros #
The M's asked if the Astros would send me to M's as accrued interest for the RJ trade. NOPE, suck it, Latte City. Freddy Garcia avail! #
@br_redsox Yeah, his shitty swing. Pay me $21M! I'm '99 A-Rob, Jeter, and Nomar rolled into a more handsome and ethnic package. LOVE ME #
Stop talkin' 'bout your boyfriend since he is not me, stop running up my tab since these drinks are not free #HoustonAsstrollin #039; #
If Google buys Twitter, I'll more easily be able to explain my time at the strip club and why I'm covered in "Gwitter" to the kids #
If you see a food truck selling deep fried hashtags, that's my trillion-dollar idea stolen. #
The only way I could get #LegendofJedLowrie trending in Houston is if I deep fried it and covered it in mayo and cheese #Astros #RedSox #
If Jed Lowrie hits 75 in Houston (no one will notice), did Jed Lowrie hit 75 home runs? #
@ochocinco *hugz* #
Like "Mmmmovie". Nothing weird. #
"Safety Not Guaranteed" opens in theaters TODAY. It is about my experience as a time traveler in the 90s. Aubrey Plaza, mmm #
Playing in Houston is like playing on Qzarfarn XI; no one sees us on TV and out space program is bankrupt #
@davidprice14 As a #RedSox fan, please don't learn the knuckler. #
@ochocinco Trust me, Chad. New England is great, but greener grass elsewhere. Sandier beaches, too. #
The kinetic energy produced by a single Jed Lowrie swing provides enough power for 1,000,000 homes #JedPower #LegendofJedLowrie #Astros #
Did you ever know I'm an all-star. I'm everything a shortstop should be. I can hit 25 hrs. I am the lift beneath the rocket #astros #

Upon discovering the potential…

mahjllc — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 00:10:16 +0000

Upon discovering the potential of Jed, S.H.I.E.L.D. was shut down and the Avengers retired to quiet lives in the suburbs #LegendofJedLowrie

@billmo7 w00t! Great things fo…

mahjllc — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 04:02:46 +0000

@billmo7 w00t! Great things for this franchise in the future.

I triple-fried dare you to fin…

mahjllc — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 03:12:55 +0000

I triple-fried dare you to find an #Astros fan on twitter. I can get my #RedSox tweeps rockin’ easily.