Jed went hitless and the fabric of reality fractured. http://ow.ly/5fw2s #legendofjedlowrie #lojl #redsox #yankees

Jed tutored @DrewStoren in Theoretical Physics, Pitching Mechanics, and Seduction #legendofjedlowrie #lojl

Bartolo underwent Stem Cell treatment. I wonder how the MLB will react to Jed being a cybernetic demi-god. #legendofjedlowrie #lojl #redsox

Hmm, there’s about to be a change in Governments in Yemen, Syria, and Libya. And Jed’s out. Hmm. #legendofjedlowrie #lojl

I can’t say with certitude who/where this photo is/from #legendofjedlowrie #lojl http://ow.ly/5cEuL

Jed Lowrie stopped a plot to create clones of Jed and replicate Jed’s boyhood. There can only be one! #legendofjedlowrie #lojl #redsox

Jed Lowrie stopped a plot to create clones of Jed and replicate Jed’s boyhood. There can only be one! #legendofjedlowrie #lojl #redsox

#E3 and #MLBDraft start on the same day?! Only Jed Lowrie could be so kind! #legendofjedlowrie #lojl

Jed Lowrie invented the Lucha Libre style of professional wrestling. #legendofjedlowrie #lojl

If you hadn’t realized, Jed Lowrie loves being on base when the #RedSox walk-off. #LegendofJedLowrie #lojl